Why Johhny Writes
Perfection doesn’t pair well with writing. It's like pairing wine with a rotten sock. As a former struggling perfectionist, I came to love writing because it's as far away from perfection as possible. Writing makes me comfortable, and when I’m comfortable, my imagination comes alive. I can dream up any scenario I want and share it with those around me.
Here's a scenario for you: dragons eating tacos. Now, do dragons eat little human-sized tacos, or do they eat tacos the size of a jet ski?
The Haymitch Abernathy to Your Katniss Everdeen
Who else loves The Hunger Games? Those were my favorite books to read growing up. The movies were great too. One of my favorite characters in the story is Haymitch Abernathy, the only individual from District 12 to win the Hunger Games before Katniss.
What's great about Haymitch is that nobody ever expected him to win. He was an underdog, and I love the story of the underdog. I also appreciate the fact that he's played by Woody Harrelson in the movies. Woody Harrelson is awesome.
Haymitch is resourceful, intuitive, and aware of his own surroundings.
When Katniss must attempt to win the games against all odds, Haymitch enters as her guide. He teaches Katniss to market herself to sponsors, prepares her with in-game strategy, and drums up a glamorous love story to capture the hearts of Panem. None of Katniss’ success would have happened without Haymitch’s out-of-the-box thinking.
The Guide to Your Brand’s Story
Whether you need a writer for an email marketing campaign, long-form/short-form content rollouts, newsletter writing, ad copy, or any other writing task, I will convey information to your audience that is clean and concise.